Babe, wake up. A new Kamala accent just dropped.
It takes a thespian of prodigious talent to pull off so many spot-on accents, so many unique bits and characters, of all different ethnic and socioeconomic backgrounds. Vice President Kamala Harris is such an actress, one who shares a range with the likes of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robin Williams, someone who can shed their skin on a dime and inhabit someone entirely different than themselves.
To celebrate Harris’s Oscar-worthy skills, we want to give readers a quick guide to all her fake accents, from MLK orator to the wise Jamaican grandmother, in case you have forgotten them.
Black Pastor, MLK-Style
Harris debuted this latest accent at a rally Sunday in Philadelphia, and it might be her best yet. This is her admirable attempt to appeal to the black Christian woman who works as a nurse in the public schools and volunteers in the church choir on Sundays.
NEW: Kamala Harris unveils her new “pastor” accent during a church service in Philadelphia.
“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the mornin’… joy cometh in the mornin’ and church morning is on its way.”
Michigan has 0 to do with Obamas or Jill Stein pic.twitter.com/18zTH7i58O
— Real Life Footage (@RealLifeFootage) October 27, 2024
Southern Twaaaaang
Harris has a southern accent sweeter than sweet tea, with a hint of twang. She almost sounds like a cashier at a Buc-ee’s in East Texas.
JUST IN: VP Kamala Harris unveils her new southern accent in Atlanta, Georgia.
“You all helped us in 2020, and we gon’ do it again in twenty twenty fouah.”
Harris also bragged about her track record on illegal immigration.
“I will proudly put my record against his any day of… pic.twitter.com/pe4yeQlNvJ
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 30, 2024
Big-Hearted Latina
When Harris busts out this spicy bit, you know she means business and is rallying Latina women from San Antonio to the Bronx.
Sinister French Madame
Harris sometimes leans into her calculating, diabolical side by trying to sound like a femme fatale with a French accent. “ZEH PLAN!” “ZEH PLAN!” Not her finest performance, as she comes across more like Michael Scott from “The Office” than a James Bond villian.
Kamala Harris uses a fake French accent while speaking to French scientists at the Pasteur Institute in Paris. pic.twitter.com/yCGPcLVJkN
— America Rising (@AmericaRising) November 10, 2021
Blue-Collar ‘Big Mama’
Remember Joe Biden’s story about a trucker named ‘Big Mama‘? This is how I imagine Biden’s ol’ pal sounds like when she’s chopping it up with her fellow big-rig drivers, and Harris nails it. (RELATED: ‘Big Mama’ Joins ‘Corn Pop’ In Joe Biden’s Colorful Cast Of Characters)
Jamaican Grandmother
The “Jamaican Grandmother” bit is Kamala at her most illuminating. Critics will say she sounds like the undergrad philosophy student who’s had one too many bong rips before afternoon lecture. But these aphorisms are as profound as any that you’ll find in the works of Aristotle or Nietzsche.
White Corporate Girl Boss
This is Kamala’s default mode, her authentic self. When she’s not gracing the silver screens with her multiple personalities, Kamala is in white corporate girl boss mode behind the scenes.
Omg listen to how Kamala Harris says “64 days” in Detroit vs. how she says it in Pittsburgh just a couple hours apart..
The accent change is insane pic.twitter.com/Gwo1lRnS76
— Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 (@alexbruesewitz) September 2, 2024
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