I truly cannot stand this guy.
The thought of Jackson Mahomes partaking in another Super Bowl celebration with the Kansas City Chiefs is nauseating. Like, bro. You’re not a part of the team. But thank the good Lord, that didn’t happen after the Philadelphia Eagles absolutely thrashed them. Honestly, the Birds (and Kendrick Lamar’s disastrous performance to sway momentum towards Drake) saved culture.
The game and the halftime show were definitely culture wars, and with how everything went, I can’t help but be ecstatic about it. We’ve got Trump as president, the KC Swifties have been dethroned, Kendrick Lamar made himself look like an idiot and, on top of that, I won a good chunk of change courtesy of the Eagles moneyline. It was a glorious Sunday night and it’s been a glorious Monday. (RELATED: Eagles’ Saquon Barkley Drinks Post-Super Bowl Beer In Most American Fashion Ever After Breaking Season Rushing Record)
And the fact that there’s no Jackson Mahomes TikTok video celebrating another Super Bowl championship for the Chiefs?
It’s the cherry on top.
You can’t help but to be extremely happy about it, because nobody wants Jackson’s nonsense like what he dished out Sunday night prior to the “Big Game.” Be sure to thank God for a Philly victory, because we were very close to a championship edition (again) of this.
WATCH:
@jacksonmahomesI had to make a dance video for the 1 time!!♬ 100rackschallenge bryansanon – Bryansanon
Shoutout to Philly for ending this little boy’s happiness! Go Birds! E-A-G-L-E-S! EAGLES!
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
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