We’re ringing in the new year with a fresh list of celebrities that we’re happy to do without.
These stars are annoying and irrelevant and we’d be happy if they shipped off to Canada to give us a real reason to celebrate the start of 2025.
The first of the “stars” that can go is Diddy. There’s so much negative news swirling around this disgraced music mogul, and the more we uncover, the worse his story seems to become. Although he’s innocent until proven guilty in the court of law, the court of public opinion has already kicked in — and we’re kicking him out.
LOS ANGELES, CA – OCTOBER 30: Sean Combs is seen on October 30, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images) Getty Images
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – JANUARY 15: Chelsea Handler attends the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on January 15, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
After we eliminate Diddy the ‘diddler,’ let’s escort Chelsea Handler out of the country. Her jokes fall flat, we’re sick of her imposing her nudity on us, and there are only so many stories about her sex life with 50 Cent that we can handle. Her time has definitely expired.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly should go have their demon-child on Canadian soil. Their messy, blood-guzzling relationship has fizzled out just about as quickly as MGK’s career did. Eminem stomped him out of the music scene with a single diss — perhaps he can guide him right the hell out of the country. (RELATED: Fake Loser Hollywood People Are Eating Each Other)
Chris Brown can board the ship and high tail it out of here too. It’s still shocking that people still flock to his concerts, despite the knowledge that he’s an abuser. After his assault on Rihanna in 2009, he became the most hated man in America – how is it that he’s still here, and still profiting off his music career? This dude needs to be shipped out as fast as possible — it’s actually a disgrace that we allowed him to stay this long.
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – AUGUST 10: Chris Brown performs onstage during the “One Of Them Ones” tour at Cellairis Amphitheatre at Lakewood on August 10, 2022 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Paras Griffin/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 03: Ariana Grande is seen on December 3, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images) Getty Images
Ariana Grande is “Wicked” in real life. The little homewrecker isn’t winning any points with us for her destructive personal choices. Her music is intolerable, and we’re sick of seeing her name pop up in the headlines.
Jennifer Lopez is next on our eviction list. It’s hard to even call her a “star” at this point, but if we’re getting rid of people, let’s make sure she’s not missed. She has no acting chops, she definitely can’t sing, and she’s dated more men then we can keep track of, yet none of them seem to want to keep her around. The feeling is mutual. She’s probably about to make the headlines for her dirty affiliation with Diddy, so let’s do her a favor and help her out the door.
LOS ANGELES, UNITED STATES: Singer/actress Jennifer Lopez (L) poses with her boyfriend Sean “Puffy” Combs (R) for photographers at the 42nd Annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in Los Angeles 23 February, 2000. (ELECTRONIC IMAGE) AFP PHOTO VINCE BUCCI (Photo credit should read Vince Bucci/AFP via Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – APRIL 07: Kim Kardashian attends the Los Angeles premiere of Hulu’s new show “The Kardashians” at Goya Studios on April 07, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for ABA)
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – APRIL 07: (L-R) Alabama Barker, Reign Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker, Landon Barker and Atiana De La Hoya attend the Los Angeles premiere of Hulu’s new show “The Kardashians” at Goya Studios on April 07, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic for ABA)
Last, but certainly not least hated — the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Please, Canada — take them all. We’ve had enough over-exposure to the Kardashian-Jenner weirdos over the years. If we never hear from them again, that would be fabulous. The Kardashian gals have showed off every part of their bodies and have shared far too many details about their bizarre habits and sex lives. They love themselves far more than we ever will. They can definitely go.
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
