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Christmas Tree That Survived Historically Devastating Hurricane Can’t Survive Jill Biden

Christmas Tree That Survived Historically Devastating Hurricane Can’t Survive Jill Biden Christmas Tree That Survived Historically Devastating Hurricane Can’t Survive Jill Biden

As Dr. Jill Biden prepares for an unglamorous retirement in Rehoboth Beach after the White House, she and her husband’s administration can still manage to make America worse before they ride off into the sunset.

Dr. Jill received the 2024 White House Christmas tree from the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, an area recently ravaged by Hurricane Helene. The tree, a Frasier fir, managed to survive a category-four storm but could not handle the Biden family’s uncanny ability to screw things up and tick off a whole lot of people in the process.

If a beautiful tree remains standing after a devastating storm, maybe let him chill out for a while. Let him live a little longer in the fresh mountain air, instead of chopping him down and dragging him to the White House, where the tasteless Dr. Jill will adorn him with tacky ornaments. (RELATED: White House Draws Backlash For Hosting Tap Dancers Who Support Police Abolition)

Last Christmas, Dr. Jill pulled a similar, Grinch-like move, dragging in a bunch of woke tap dancers to perform a queer version of “The Nutcracker Suite.”

The stunt was not only creepy — it also confirmed that Dr. Jill was a middle-brow with zero taste. It was so campy and cringeworthy that it almost hurt to watch the video. It was the stuff of nightmares, too.

So this Christmas season, keep the poor Frasier fir in mind. Slowly rotting away in the White House surrounded by woke schmendricks — much like the president himself — is a terrible way to die.

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