Drop the tape! Drop! Drop! Drop! Drop!
A golf course in California wants to have.a family environment, which is completely understandable considering it’s golf. But a couple is threatening that as they’re allegedly taking part in a “secret affair” in their parking lot.
The people who run Skylinks at Buchanan Fields aren’t letting that go down. We always hear about fights poppin’ off on a golf course, and yeah, that’s bad, but it’s nothing compared to having a friggin’ affair in a parking lot.
Apparently, the couple has been meeting up once a week to “do it” beside a recycling dumpster, and now the golf course has taken to social media to issue a threat: Keep doing it and we’ll expose you … or as I like to put it … VIOLATE YOU! (RELATED: President Trump Could Potentially See British Open Held At His Trump Turnberry Golf Course Again)
Located in Concord, the golf course has warned the couple that if they don’t stop their degeneracy, they’re dropping the video footage of it. And quite frankly, it’s already got me like Drake: “Drop! Drop! Drop! Drop!”
They even described these fools, which I find to be absolutely glorious!
“To the late 30’s married wife in the black car who’s having a secret affair and with the guy in the smaller silver car who’ve decided to using the back right corner of our Skylinks carpark to meet weekly on the same day at xx.30am next to the workshop and recycling dumpster where you ‘THINK’ no one is watching — PLEASE STOP,” reads the warning.
“If it happens again — we’ll drop the footage and watch all hell break loose. We’re a Family Golf Course – NOT some Jerry Springer Family destruction zone. Dr Phil would suggest to go home and Have an honest chat with the person who really needs to hear it.”
A golf course in California is threatening to release footage of a couple having an affair in its parking lot. pic.twitter.com/AIRBquje3e
— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 22, 2025
DROP THE TAPE! VIOLATE!
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
