How Much Viagra Has Bill Clinton Been Popping On The Campaign Trail?

It’s a serious question.

Bill Clinton has been an absolute horn dog this election season. Has he been popping Viagra like little Pez candies? Or, maybe he’s a Cialis guy? What gives?

First, Slick Willy went into feral mode at Ethel Kenndy’s funeral earlier in October, describing RFK’s widow as “the cat’s meow.” He also told mourners that Ethel “would flirt” with him “in the most innocent ways.” (RELATED: ‘Your Mother Was The Cat’s Meow’: Bill Clinton Goes Feral Mode At Ethel Kennedy’s Funeral)

Bill Clinton Says Ethel Kennedy Was The Cat’s Meow

Bill Clinton at Ethel Kennedy’s funeral: “I thought your mother was the cat’s meow. She would flirt with me in the most innocent ways.”😬 pic.twitter.com/hCOQkBUMb2

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 16, 2024

Clinton: Kari Lake Is ‘Someone Who Is Physically Attractive’

Now at a Harris campaign event Thursday in Arizona, Clinton called GOP senate candidate Kari Lake “someone who is physically attractive.”

JUST IN – Bill Clinton calls Kari Lake, ‘someone who is physically attractive’

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— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) October 24, 2024

Hot damn, Bill! Take it easy. Not that it matters anymore — not that it ever mattered with the Clinton’s, since their marriage was essentially a cold political arrangement from the get-go — but does he realize his wife is seeing these clips and feeling ever so slightly embarrassed for him? Jealous, no. But embarrassed? Probably. (Click HERE to sign up for Mr. Right’s weekly newsletter)

What we are witnessing here is something that has never before happened in human history. In days of old, most men who reached Clinton’s current age probably didn’t feel an iota of sexual drive and desire. It was, and still is, natural for old men to lose their sex drive. Old age was a time to read old books, drink old wine, contemplate the world, gain wisdom and virtue.

No longer. Viagra has changed all of that. Viagra, and drugs like it, have given old men a new license on life. It’s not just fixing their ED, though. It’s starting to have an effect on their life outside the bedroom. Old men are about to get way hornier in public. Everyone get ready for sex-soaked dad jokes. It’s not going to look pretty if it’s men with even half the charm as Clinton. He is just the beginning.

The former president was always a turbo horn dog, and clearly he still has game, so maybe it’s not Viagra. But if I had to guess, that man eats Viagra for breakfast. He’s snorting lines of it before the Harris campaign events. He’s doing bumps in the bathroom. He’s skiing the hard-packed slopes of Sildenafil like there’s no tomorrow.

But you know what? I’m happy for him. I’m happy he’s living his best life.