It’s gross as hell, but it’s actually not a bad idea by the NFL.
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I would be writing about a football player getting drug-tested while taking a sh*t, let alone a superstar in Philadelphia Eagles running back Saquon Barkley. But here we are. And after all, it’s Super Bowl LIX week with just a few days to go until the “Big Game,” so why not embrace this gem of a story?
Barkley made an appearance Wednesday on the “Big Play Slay” podcast with host and teammate Darius Slay Jr. During the show, Barkley and Slay got on the subject of the NFL’s drug tests and talked about the wackiness that can come with it. (RELATED: Unhinged Leftist Keith Olbermann Hilariously Gets Roasted After Completely Losing His Mind Over NFL Ending Racism)
And Saquon, well, he left it all on the table.
“Craziest one I’ve ever had was in New York. I couldn’t pee,” said Barkley. “But I had to sh*t. They serious about it … And you know, naturally, when you use the bathroom, a little piss come out, so I was able to get it. I’m like, c’mon.”
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Life can throw you some curveballs, man.
This morning, I got prepared for my daughters’ homeschool. I got their reading lessons prepared, their math class ready to go, and since it’s Thursday which is the day history/social studies falls on in our schedule, we’re continuing our “communism is evil” lessons — per the orders of Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. I take homeschooling my girls very seriously. Very, very seriously.
… just to get thrown into a blog about Saquon Barkley taking a sh*t when I’m done planning.
LMAO … I love my life.
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
