One of these things is not like these others: We’ve got two “girl dads” and … whatever Andy Cohen is.
Whatever else the shrieking queen of Bravo may be, he’s most certainly not a dad. He purchased two children from a sex slave, as a bachelor no less, in the process sometimes known as surrogacy. But that hasn’t stopped him from joining two other real dads, comedian Ben Stiller and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, in a pitch to dads for Kamala Harris.
Vote for Kamala, these fellas effectively say, so your daughter can murder your grandkids in the womb.
Being a girl dad is a gift. It’s also one of the reasons @BenStiller and @Andy are voting for @KamalaHarris. pic.twitter.com/2CIL7ZTYZ2
— Doug Emhoff (@DouglasEmhoff) October 21, 2024
Of course, the whole video is laced with obligatory dunks on men. (RELATED: Watch Cleaning Up Kamala)
“I love how much smarter she is than all the guys in the room already,” Cohen says. “She’s gonna be a powerhouse. She is already at two and a half.”
Yes, two and a half — and he’s already looking forward to the many abortions she’ll have throughout her life. At least the other two have daughters old enough to have an abortion. “My vote for Kamala is an investment in my daughter’s future,” Cohen says, a euphemism for her being able to get as many abortions as she’d like the moment she reaches breeding age. I’d ask rhetorically, who thinks like this?! But the answer is obviously single, rich gay men in their 50s.
Harris’ step daughter Ella Emhoff then makes an appearance, looking like a dad herself with an oversized blazer more fit for Tony Soprano. Father and daughter tell the story of when they first realized they would have to “fight,” hand in hand, for her future post-Roe.
Sorry, Andy. While this may have been a bonding experience between Doug and Emma, the days of abortion worship are numbered. Today’s youths are shifting right more than ever before; just think where youth culture will be by the time Cohen’s toddler reaches voting age.
In that, we can look for a glimmer of cosmic justice: that the baby ripped from her mother’s arms, raised on the pagan altar of child sacrifice, somehow does a 180 on her own to become a radical trad-Cath. Stranger things have happened.
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
