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Mariah Carey Signs A Celebrity’s Breast In A Desperate Attempt To Stay Relevant

Mariah Carey Signs A Celebrity’s Breast In A Desperate Attempt To Stay Relevant Mariah Carey Signs A Celebrity’s Breast In A Desperate Attempt To Stay Relevant

Mariah Carey signed Rihanna’s breast in what appeared to be an incredibly desperate plight to regain relevance.

The famous singer seems to be very aware that her days in the spotlight have expired. She attempts to resurface on the music scene by performing her annoying Christmas songs each holiday season, but she hasn’t really done much of anything beyond that for a very long time — until now.

After canceling a series of holiday appearances due to the flu, Carey took the stage at Barclay’s Center in Brooklyn, Dec. 17, and noticed a very special person in the audience. Rihanna was excitedly bouncing up and down in the crowd when Carey noticed her and made her way to where she was standing. What she did next was absolutely absurd.

Video footage of the bizarre interaction between the famous singers is nauseating to watch.

Rihanna was fangirling and acting like an annoying fan in the crowd when Carey came over in a glittering silver gown and engaged with her.

“I need a signature, who has a sharpie?” Rihanna shouted.

Carey asked if she could have Rihanna’s sunglasses and the other woman agreed.

The two continued talking as someone passed a sharpie over to Carey.

“What do you want me to write?,” Carey asked as Rihanna pulled down her white top, indicating where she wanted the signature to appear.

“Mariah. What the fuck do you think? Whatever you want. Wow, this is iconic,” Rihanna said in the video.

Carey then went ahead and signed the top of Rihanna’s breast as the cameras rolled, capturing every second of this annoying spectacle.

Rihanna put even more focus on this weird autograph moment by taking the sparkling microphone from Carey and shouting out to the crowd.

“Mariah Carey is signing my titty y’all. This shit is fucking epic! … Look at that shit y’all!” she shouted.

NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 03: Mariah Carey performs at the 81st Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Pre-Tape at Rockefeller Center on December 3, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage) Getty Images

The ladies hugged it out, and finally put an end to this weird display. They’re both celebrities in their own right — it hardly seems impossible for Rihanna to get in touch with Carey on her own time and request an autograph. I hardly think she’d be ignored.

Carey has been reduced to appearing over the Christmas season to reclaim her title as the “Queen of Christmas,” which nobody even cares about anymore.

If she thought signing Rihanna’s breast was going to snag her a spot on today’s trending list, it’s only because we’re making fun of her desperate attempt at making herself look important, not because anyone actually cares. (RELATED: ‘It Makes Me Sick!’: Mariah Carey Goes On Wild Rant That Really Lets Out Her Inner Diva)

She has 12 more months to figure out her next plan of action.



This article was originally published at dailycaller.com

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