Edgar the Puppet pounced on the Rescue the Republic Rally in Washington, D.C., earlier in October, asking attendees pointed questions about Kamala Harris and what they think would happen to America if she wins.
And for the first time ever, America’s favorite blue puppet gave an inside look at the deplorable conditions of his own life, which he blames on the current administration: “I’m living in a cardboard box behind Five Guys Burgers and Fries … Bidenomics took my pants!”
Can any of the rally-goers give him some solid advice? Watch below to find out!
Fans of “Ask America with Edgar” already know what’s coming: Edgar’s questions took several odd turns.
The intrepid blue puppet received a solid scolding from Republican Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson after Edgar inquired whether Republican Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell’s impending retirement would finally allow him to take his rightful place as “King of the Turtles.”
Natalie Winters, co-host of Steve Bannon’s War Room, could not conceal her seething hatred of puppets, predicting “puppet gulags” under a Harris regime. Watch the frisson of impending doom travel up the already-frightened Edgar’s spine.
Edgar also challenged attendees to describe Harris in one word. Responses varied from “robot” to “inexperienced,” but “fake” was the most common response by far. He then upped the ante, asking them to describe Kamala’s America in five words or less.
“Is there any American institution that has NOT been compromised or captured?” Edgar desperately implored. While most were pessimistic, some, like “Sopranos” actress Drea de Matteo, offered hope: “I think OnlyFans is the only one!”
Watch the full video now to see every hilarious moment, and don’t forget to subscribe to the “Ask America with Edgar” YouTube page to keep up with all of Edgar’s wild adventures.
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
