RFK Jr. … one of us.
If there was ever a time you needed a nicotine boost, it would be during a Senate confirmation hearing as you faced off against the likes of Liz Warren and the Pinko, frumpy grouch from Burlington, Vermont, Bernie Sanders. U.S. Senators are some of the most powerful people in government. They have the power to crush you and everything you stand for. For Trump’s nominees, their next major career promotion could be moot in the blink of an eye. Maybe you’re just a pawn in a smoke-filled, backroom deal between two establishment cretins.
When you are under this kind of pressure, and staring down these craven swamp creatures, you’d almost be a fool not to rely on a bit of nicotine to get you through it. (Subscribe to MR. RIGHT, a weekly newsletter about modern masculinity)
Mid-hearing, RFK quickly slipped something into his mouth.
RFK Jr. popping @alppouch in Mountain Wintergreen during yesterday’s confirmation hearing pic.twitter.com/qc8WqV8AUX
— Amber Duke (@ambermarieduke) January 30, 2025
RFK Jr. slips in a Zyn in the middle of his Senate confirmation hearing… give him the job.#KennedyConfirmation #RFKJr pic.twitter.com/PwjrtGJquK
— Whiskey Riff (@WhiskeyRiff) January 29, 2025
Some X users suggested RFK popped in a ZYN. However, RFK is built different. He doesn’t mess around with ZYN, and it was later confirmed that the Trump nominee slid in a Mountain Wintergreen ALP pouch, Tucker Carlson’s new nicotine company. (RELATED: Tucker Carlson’s ALP Poised To Overtake Zyn, Dominate Pouch Market: Survey)
Call me old school, but it’s great to see someone putting nicotine to good use. Whether it’s on the golf course or in a Senate hearing room, nicotine fuels the greatest among us. The public health bureaucrats hate this.
And you know it’s “morning in America” when the potential head of the Department of Health and Human Services is ripping nicotine pouches at his confirmation hearing.
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
