As a group, gay people may overwhelmingly hate Donald Trump. But they couldn’t help but fall in love with JD Vance on the debate stage Tuesday night.
In the words of Gay America, he came out looking snatched.
Now, these poll numbers might be made up, but they’re making fun of a very real phenomenon: Gay Twitter absolutely lost their minds for Vance last night. Some said he’d make a “hot AF VP” while others said he’s “[g]iving the gays everything we want.” Some speculated the “pink tie” was sending a signal, wink wink. What that signal is, I can’t share here — but the consensus was overwhelmingly suggestive. As noted conservative activist (and gay man) Andy Ngo noted, “I was not expecting gay X responses to the VP debate to be so XXX.”
BREAKING NEWS: Reuters post-debate polling shows an unexplained, 55 point drop in support for Harris Walz among gay men, ages 18 to 65. pic.twitter.com/sOyafBtIan
— MAGA Daddy (@plramirez) October 2, 2024
But really, who can blame them? Vance has come a long way from his days as a chubby Ohio teen. He’s dropped significant weight recently and is likely working out if his chiseled jawline is anything to go by. His eyes are the color of a Mykonos blue, and the new salt-and-pepper beard only makes him look more distinguished. That’s to say nothing of how he outright dominated Tim Walz on stage, all with a hint of playful charm.
DEBATE RECAP: JD Vance VS. Tim Walz BEST MOMENTS pic.twitter.com/JpvCLb4GP0
— DC Shorts (@theDCshorts) October 2, 2024
VANCE: “The statute that you signed into law–it says that a doctor who presides over an abortion where the baby survives the doctor is under no obligation to provide life-saving care.” pic.twitter.com/w8UB5uEeY6
— DC Shorts (@theDCshorts) October 2, 2024
Tim Walz on His China Trips: “I got there [China] that summer and misspoke on this.” pic.twitter.com/03UIFK1F1Y
— DC Shorts (@theDCshorts) October 2, 2024
If this is what it takes for Gay America to vote for a MAGA ticket, I’m all in. So Sen. Vance, give the gays what they want! Maybe next time, take that shirt off before you get in the pool.
This article was originally published at dailycaller.com
